Trust Bollywood to lift a fine film like Luc Besson's Leon and make a complete hash of it.

Bichoo is the ugly Bollywood version of the charming 1994 Jean Reno-Natalie Portman film Leon a.k.a The Professional.

Bichoo stars Bobby Deol as the cold hitman Jeeva who takes in his neighbor Kiran (Rani Mukerji) after her family is wiped out by the bad guys after her father skims off some of their money.

Kiran wants revenge on the bad guys for killing her brother and asks Jeeva to train her in the art of using firearms. Meanwhile, the folks who wiped out Kiran's family are out to get her since she is the sole witness to the heinous crime.

In The Professional, Luc Besson sensitively explored the relationship between Jean Reno and Natalie Portman Bichoo director Guddu Dhanoa handles the Bobby Deol-Rani Mukerji relationship in a crude and garish manner.

Bobby Deol can't even seem to dance, a requirement that's a minimum in Bollywood.

Avoid this film even if you have nothing else to do in life. It's that bad. ... More ... Collapse